Funny Jokes text messages for Facebook and WhatsApp status share






Here are some Funny Jokes best text messages we have selected. You can Share these good Funny Jokes sms messages & mobile text messages on Facebook ie FB, WhatsApp, Line, WeChat, twitter, email etc. Free & Short. Even for WhatsApp Status or Facebook status.

Funny

 

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains!!!

 

I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK
Can I Come In … =P =D

 

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?

Bcoz

God Gave Good Brains To Men

n

Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts

&

Women Use Their Brains!!

 

Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

 

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity!

 

What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

 

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
.
.
.
.
.
.
Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? ūüėÄ

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whose Girl Friend is
.
.
.
.
Your Daughter!

 

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the 'permanent address', a student wrote 'www.facebook.com'!

 

How do u know when kids start to grow up? new funny sms in hindi
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

 

 

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